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dwergs is:

male : left-handed : student : messy : a sucker for orange : no, and not color blind : audiophile : from belgium : dutch-speaking : english-speaking : french-babbling : sometimes just plain incomprehensible : an active Spleaker : a six-letter name : not a robot : a concoction by bert and me

dwergs thinks:

>> Way too much people just visit his blog for the Virtual Bartender 2 Commands.
>> He wants to wear the Oompa Loompa costume (Candy Factory Worker) when nobody is watching.
>> The Willy Wonka costume (Candy Man Costume Large) is for pimps!
>> Oompa Loompa wigs Green Candy Factory Worker Wig will be the next hype after those ugly Ugg boots.
>> "to spleak" should enter the English dictionary
>> All Bad Mother Fuckers should own Bad Motherfucker Wallets.
>> A Grand Don't Come For Free is the first UK garage musical.
>> The Charlie and the Chocolate Factory remake will never beat the 1971's original!
>> This DVD will shock you!

dwergs listens to:

(man, this list is so outdated!)
t.i. - why you wanna go and do that
todd terje - eurodans
layo & bushwacka! ft. green velvet - life2live (jesse rose remix)
lindstrom - i feel space
london elektricity - remember the future (high contrast remix)
benjamin theves - texas
mandy vs booka shade - body language
hans-peter lindstrom - i feel space
sharon philips - want 2/need 2
switch - a bit patchy
tomas andersson - washing up (tiga remix)
infekto - tonight
supafly inc - let's get down
les visiteurs - snoop's acid drop
johnny dangerous >> king of clubs
charles webster >> remixed on the 24th of july
mocky >> mickey mouse motherfuckers
radio >> studio brussel
concerts >> 3voor12

dwergs saw:

2006
(man, this list is so outdated!)
Walk The Line >> 8/10
2005
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire >> 7/10
Robots >> 7.5/10
The Perfect Man 5.5/10
Bob the Butler >> 6.5/10
Along Came Polly >> 7/10
Lucía y el sexo >> 8/10
Sideways >> 7.5/10
Otnemem >> 9.5/10
The Man Who Knew Too Much >> 7.5/10
Rear Window >> 8.5/10
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory >> 7/10
Sin City 9/10
Collateral >> 8/10
The Manchurian Candidate >> 7.5/10
The Hudsucker Proxy >> 5.5/10
Requiem for a Dream >> 8.5/10
Zelig >> 9/10
Ray >> 9.5/10
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind >> 8/10
The Aviator >> 8.5/10
Super Size Me >> 7/10
Finding Neverland >> 8.5/10
2004
Amélie Poulain >> 9.5/10
Alexander >> 6/10
The Bloody Olive >> 8.5/10
Lost In Translation >> 7.5/10
The Village >> 7.5/10
Fahrenheit 9/11 >> 9/10
Shrek 2 >> 8/10
The Office 1+2 >> 10/10
Troy >> 8.5/10
Runaway Jury >> 6/10
Steve + Sky >> 6.5/10
Finding Nemo >> 8/10

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dwergs visits:

TheSuperficial.com

Soul Seduction

Boomkat

Where I buy DVDs

Ik zen ne liejew!

The Onion



fame sucks



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dwergs says: Volkswagen Polo, small but though!

Volkswagen is denying all responsibility for this cruel ad. Offensive or not, it'd be very well done for a fake.

[3:31 AM on Friday, January 28 of 2005]


dwergs says: Lady Tribe

Since I blogged about Chinese rapper Jin, I'm seeing and hearing him everywhere! Spotted him today again doing what he does best (freestyling) in a promo video for a female dj slash model slash graffiti artist called Lady Tribe. I know, this killer combo sounds too good to be true, and after watching the video, I think it is. But judge for yourself please, I don't want to refute the opinion of rappers like Kurupt and The Clipse who all seem to support her :-?

[0:25 AM on Friday, January 28 of 2005]


dwergs says: Last year's Super Bowl "wardrobe malfunction"

Here's why it all happened. Sue this guy, Janet!

[18:12 PM on Thursday, January 27 of 2005]


dwergs says: Mik Shuwarma

Travolta: You know what they call a Quarter Pounder in Israel?

Jackson: No.

Travolta: Mac Royale.

Jackson (laughing): A Mac Royale.

Travolta: That's right. And guess what they call the pita bread with pieces of turkey?

Jackson: What?

Travolta: A MacShawarma [which he pronounces "mik shuwarma"]

Jackson: A MacShawarma.

Travolta: Yeah.

Jackson: So a guy just walks into a McDonalds and says, "Can I have a MikShuwarma please"?

Travolta: Yeah, except they don't say "please" in Israel.

Jackson - (laughs).


>> Watch McDonalds' Pulp Fiction parody here.

[18:06 PM on Thursday, January 27 of 2005]


dwergs says: Cereality

I'm a serial breakfast skipper, but fast cood cereals could be able to convert me.

[16:57 PM on Thursday, January 27 of 2005]


dwergs says: BBC Online Radio Returns!

It's back and it's completely revamped! It's my favorite online radio station!

[14:27 PM on Wednesday, January 26 of 2005]


dwergs says: It's raining weathermen

Being an over enthusiastic weather reporter is not that easy!

[19:08 PM on Monday, January 24 of 2005]


dwergs says: What TV or movie character are you?

Think of a TV or movie character and let this website try to guess who you are. Very cool is the fact that you can help improving its intelligence, so answer as accurately as possible!

[15:27 PM on Monday, January 24 of 2005]


dwergs says: Britney, Sign This Check, B*tch

A radio show talked about Britney Spears' hopes to get husband Kevin Federline launched as a hip hop star. They got on the phone with a Federline impersonator who showed off his rhyming skills, talked about his plans for a K-Unit crew, and gave the station a "world premiere" of his first songs Britney, Sign This Check, Bitch and My Penis Has A Mullet.

Via: The Superficial.

[14:43 PM on Monday, January 24 of 2005]


dwergs says: 5 break up lines for geeks

1)(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? R
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? R
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? F

Relationship failed.



Now that MSN Messenger 7 is out, I need to refocus my priorities.



You have been unsubscribed from my dating list. Please click this link to confirm.



I need a lover who understands that 20 hours a day on the Internet is normal.



I don't think we should date any more, but we can still be on each other's contact lists.

[1:56 AM on Tuesday, January 18 of 2005]


dwergs says: 1... 2... 3... TICKLE!

Pure torture!

[18:55 PM on Monday, January 17 of 2005]


dwergs says: Photoshop Tutorial #1

How to create fake milk in Photoshop. Sure... "milk"... ;)

[18:21 PM on Thursday, January 13 of 2005]


dwergs says: FHM 2005 Calendar

Didn't get a 2005 calendar for Christmas? Call yourself lucky, because we saved this one for you!

[17:36 PM on Thursday, January 13 of 2005]


dwergs says: Gay Bar Gay Bar Gay Bar

Another lip-sync effort featuring Georgie, this time based on Electric Six's Gay Bar. More E6 video's, including the original, here.

[17:01 PM on Thursday, January 13 of 2005]


dwergs says: Don't be mad at the Chinese kid!

Found this freestyle rap battle vid at Slettenbak. Apparently it dates from years ago and I'm surprised I hadn't heard about this guy before. After a little investigation, it appears to feature Jin, a talented Chinese rapper who also appeared in and contributed to the Too Fast Too Furious movie. I was a bit disappointed after hearing the Learn Chinese single (planet hip hop is only big enough for one D-12 gang), but I'd love to see more of Jin's battles (as a matter of fact, I'm downloading some now...).

[14:17 PM on Thursday, January 13 of 2005]


dwergs says: MoneyWallet

Instructions for those who can't find any use for those odd (green) pieces of paper.

[2:50 AM on Wednesday, January 12 of 2005]


dwergs says: Virtual Hef

The virtual Playboy Mansion is the perfect sanctuary for a man of the world, offering relaxing activities for Hef to enjoy alone or with friends, including billiards, air hockey, and video games. Virtual Hef then can return to the office rejuvenated, ready to expand the Playboy Empire until the urge for a little down time strikes again.

Developed by Cyberlore Studios, "Playboy: The Mansion" is scheduled to ship January 25th, 2005 and is rated "M" for Mature by the ESRB.

>> Watch clip #1.
>> Watch clip #2.

[2:43 AM on Wednesday, January 12 of 2005]


dwergs says: Fartfull...

Ikea's really not that good in naming its furniture. And what the hell is that thing? Maybe Cole Marcus will use it as his drums and little fart noises will come out. Talking of which, will the Ashlee Simpson nightmare ever end?

[14:28 PM on Monday, January 10 of 2005]


dwergs says: Good night, future boy.

Back to the Future!

[1:36 AM on Friday, January 7 of 2005]


dwergs says: Post-it

I like to Post-it, Post-it...

[18:39 PM on Thursday, January 6 of 2005]


dwergs says: Turning a top into a bottom and making your bottom tiptop

Happy and healthy NY to all my personal blog readers!

2005 came with a bad start for dwergs.com though. The blog had warped back to November 2004 again for a couple of days, but luckily, my host cleared up the mistake shortly after my phonecall.

Anyway, our first blog of the year can be categorized in the DIY section.

I know you've got them, lurking in drawers, the back of the closet, in the "giveaway" pile: those T-shirts that are, for various reasons, both unwearable and indispensable. They are too small, too big, too short, have a stain, a hole, or some other flaw, and yet you cannot bear to part with them.

This person took its old t-shirts and gave them new life. They were reincarnated as underwear.

[12:30 PM on Thursday, January 6 of 2005]