|male : left-handed : student : messy : a sucker for orange : no, and not color blind : audiophile : from belgium : dutch-speaking : english-speaking : french-babbling : sometimes just plain incomprehensible : an active Spleaker : a six-letter name : not a robot : a concoction by bert and me|
>> Way too much people just visit his blog for the Virtual Bartender 2 Commands.|
>> He wants to wear the Oompa Loompa costume (Candy Factory Worker) when nobody is watching.
>> The Willy Wonka costume (Candy Man Costume Large) is for pimps!
>> Oompa Loompa wigs Green Candy Factory Worker Wig will be the next hype after those ugly Ugg boots.
>> "to spleak" should enter the English dictionary
>> All Bad Mother Fuckers should own Bad Motherfucker Wallets.
>> A Grand Don't Come For Free is the first UK garage musical.
>> The Charlie and the Chocolate Factory remake will never beat the 1971's original!
>> This DVD will shock you!
dwergs listens to:
(man, this list is so outdated!)|
t.i. - why you wanna go and do that
todd terje - eurodans
layo & bushwacka! ft. green velvet - life2live (jesse rose remix)
lindstrom - i feel space
london elektricity - remember the future (high contrast remix)
benjamin theves - texas
mandy vs booka shade - body language
hans-peter lindstrom - i feel space
sharon philips - want 2/need 2
switch - a bit patchy
tomas andersson - washing up (tiga remix)
infekto - tonight
supafly inc - let's get down
les visiteurs - snoop's acid drop
johnny dangerous >> king of clubs
charles webster >> remixed on the 24th of july
mocky >> mickey mouse motherfuckers
radio >> studio brussel
concerts >> 3voor12
(man, this list is so outdated!)
Walk The Line >> 8/10
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire >> 7/10
Robots >> 7.5/10
The Perfect Man 5.5/10
Bob the Butler >> 6.5/10
Along Came Polly >> 7/10
Lucía y el sexo >> 8/10
Sideways >> 7.5/10
Otnemem >> 9.5/10
The Man Who Knew Too Much >> 7.5/10
Rear Window >> 8.5/10
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory >> 7/10
Sin City 9/10
Collateral >> 8/10
The Manchurian Candidate >> 7.5/10
The Hudsucker Proxy >> 5.5/10
Requiem for a Dream >> 8.5/10
Zelig >> 9/10
Ray >> 9.5/10
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind >> 8/10
The Aviator >> 8.5/10
Super Size Me >> 7/10
Finding Neverland >> 8.5/10
Amélie Poulain >> 9.5/10
Alexander >> 6/10
The Bloody Olive >> 8.5/10
Lost In Translation >> 7.5/10
The Village >> 7.5/10
Fahrenheit 9/11 >> 9/10
Shrek 2 >> 8/10
The Office 1+2 >> 10/10
Troy >> 8.5/10
Runaway Jury >> 6/10
Steve + Sky >> 6.5/10
Finding Nemo >> 8/10
Where I buy DVDs
Ik zen ne liejew!
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dwergs says: Vitalic - Birds
Vitalic's video for the Birds stormer. No no, it does make sense... They're all "flying", right?|
[16:59 PM on Monday, June 26 of 2006]
dwergs says: Ready to Uff
Electro pop princess Uffie is buzzing! In her Avenue D meets M.I.A. style, she made the kinkiest record of 2006 called Ready to Uff (b-side of the equally interesting Pop The Glock). She whines the lyrics with her Miami/Japan/Paris blended accent on top of killer beats produced by Mr. Oizo (remember Flat Eric and the Levi's commercial?). I was fortunate enough to see her live last week in Barcelona and ever since I can't get |
>> Got curious? Listen to the track here (click the Play button under Listen).
Here's my throw at the lyrics, of course, I could be wrong at various points:
Me and Feadz on a mission, and we're starving to fly
it's little Uffie of course about to get buck wild
on this beat that you hear, it's the girl that you fear
and if you don't enjoy this shit, you can get outta here
but yo one day you will see me, breaking out in Miami
doing x-rated shows, from Houston and to St Louis
Yo I'm a damn crazy brat, and I don't give a fuck
I got my man, my sound, my glass, and I'm ready to fuck
i iiii i'm ready to fuck, i'm ready ready i'm ready to fuck fuck fuck
i iiii i'm ready to fuck ready ready ready ready to to to to fuck fuck fuck fuck
uffie uffie uffie uffie uffie of course
i iiii i'm uffie of course
i'm uffie of course, uffie of course, ii iii i'm uffie uffie uffie uffie of course
no i don't belong here, and i'm free as a cop
cause my parents ain't near, i'm unable to stop
you're not owned by one nation, i'm the child of the world
see i got frustrations, they about to be heard
see a trick that looks shiny, and all the guys getting horny
but all this shit is so corney, bitch ain't got nothin on me
yeah i used to be like that, but i upgraded my scale
all these girls are so whack, now it's first class i hail
first class first class first class first class first class i hail,
first class first class first class first class first class i hail,
miami i hail i hail i hail miami
i i i i i i i hail first class i hail
the people are looking and the heads are turning
but what you see in the morning, is that your coochie is burning
yea you a pathetic whore, who always wanted more
and when he walks through the door, your knees drop to the floor
now hoes got dreams as well, tryin to make a pimp proud
it's a fantasy to sell, when your heads with the clouds
these ladies are pro actors, got men thinking they above
but inside adding up factors, that's why they get no love
tryin tryin tryin tryin to make a pimp proud
now hoes got dreams as well trying to make a pimp proud,
tryin tryin tryin tryin tryin to make a pimp proud, hoes make a pimp make a pimp make a pimp make a pimp proud
i'm crap i'm crap i'm crap i'm crap i'm crap i'm crap i'm crap
[12:03 PM on Friday, June 23 of 2006]
dwergs says: Ten Commandments
|Can you name them all ten?|
[18:40 PM on Monday, June 19 of 2006]
dwergs says: Waters of Nazareth featured in Peugeot 407 ad
Supercool ad with Justice on the soundtrack!!|
[14:38 PM on Monday, June 19 of 2006]
dwergs says: One Thousand Paintings
|Arty adaptation of the one million pixels/dollar idea.|
[13:10 PM on Monday, June 19 of 2006]
dwergs says: Justice "Waters of Nazareth" release party!
This party was banging! Uffie, Justice, Mr. Oizo... All the (fresh) talent gathered and secretly joined by Erol Alkan (aka Mustapha 3000)! Noteworthy appearance: the hyperkinetic DJ Funk at the end.|
[16:51 PM on Wednesday, June 7 of 2006]
dwergs says: Open letter to Amazon.com
I think it's fair to say I'm a regular online shopper, yet I'm quite shocked with how I'm being treated by Amazon.com (US) on my first order.
As described in earlier communication, I ordered three books which all arrived soaking wet, because the box probably caught some rain on its long journey from the United States to Belgium. The damage was definitely caused by the very poor packaging: a cardboard box with the products loosely inside, not even some piece of plastic around them.
Because two of the three books had become mostly unreadable I had no choice but to return them, which costed me around US$35, let alone the hassle I had to go through collecting the right info and filling out the many forms. I had also paid US$12 custom taxes already just for receiving three books, of which, as you know, two in a terrible state.
Now recently I received an e-mail notifying me that you refunded the price of the books plus an extra, what, barely US$5 per book? I must've ordered from over 100 different web shops during the last couple of years without any problems, and the largest, most famous one on the world wide web rips me off? It's a disgrace.
UPDATE - THE REPLY:
Greetings from Amazon.com.
I hope you can accept our sincerest apologies for the note that was included in your first order. We are deeply disturbed to hear of this and appreciate the time you've taken to inform us with your articulate letter.
Further, I have requested you a refund of $45.00 to your credit card as the amount used for retuening the item and the customs you paid for this order.
Also, I do understand that the items in your order could have easily fitted in a small padded envelope.
All packaging, done in our fulfillment centers are automated.
It is our intent to treat you with courtesy, respect, and understanding and to provide the highest quality of service in all areas. We are sorry that you have been inconvenienced to the extent indicated in your email. We look forward to continuing our relationship with you as our customer.
I hope the solution provided is helpful. Thank you for shopping at Amazon.com
[0:27 AM on Saturday, June 3 of 2006]
dwergs says: 40h
Next-gen multi-functional star trek USB devices are here! Too bad they cost shitloads.|
UPDATE: A couple of demo videos that show the 40h's potential as a music sequencer: 1 (funky! and he knows it), 2 (he's got TWO!), 3 and 4.
[12:59 PM on Thursday, June 1 of 2006]